A Comedy of Manners Concerning Those Who Have None
A Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon/Fushigi no Umi no Nadia/Aristocats/Les Miserables crossover
| DRAMATIS PERSONAE | |
| The Countess Maria Contessa Alexia Anastasia von Hautkopft of Ulm |
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| Seņorita Grandis Granva |
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| Inspector Maurice Chavineux & the Vice Squad |
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| Professor Sigmund Schlomo "Siggy" Freud |
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| Sister
Francis McGillicutty |
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| 'Helene' (Ἑλένη) |
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| Madame Adelaide Bonfamille & Isis |
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| Chief Inspector Javert |
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| Additional Notes on the "Story": Before anyone writes, I know that Grandis is really Italian. When I wrote this story, back in the 1990s, before Nadia was released domestically, there was a debate over her nationality. Since then, definitive proof has surfaced that, while she lived in Spain, she was indeed Italian. Despite that, I think she works better as a Spaniard, so a Spaniard she is. The characters in the story were derived from the following sources: Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon, Fushigi no Umi no Nadia, The Aristocats, and Les Miserables. Any use of real-life characters was completely unintentional and, hopefully, not grounds for libel lawsuits or the like. I guess that's it. Thanks for your time. +G 1/1/2006 |